Need a smile? Read these funny puns. You'll be smiling in no time.
1. A woman ran into a doctor's office, yelling, "Doctor, I'm shrinking!" The doctor replied, "Now calm down, you'll just have to be a little patient."
2. A thief broke into the police station and stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no evidence behind. A spokesperson for the police offered this public statement, "We have nothing to go on."
3. There were three Indian squaws. One slept on deer skin, one slept on elk skin, and the third slept on hippopotomus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippotomus skin had twin boys. This just goes to show that the squaw of hippopotomus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
4. A man entered a local pun contest. He entered ten different puns, in order to increase his chances in winning. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
5. Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
I hope those made you smile. :)
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